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Real estate prices in your neighbourhood dropping like a stone? Of course they are. But remember, when it comes to investing in real estate there's more to think about than just housing.
Where will you be spending the sweet hereafter ... in the upscale part of town with weekly hedge trimmings and round-the-clock security? Or will your precious remains be profaned, mixed into the concrete of a support column for a highway exit ramp? Well, have no fear. For the paltry sum of $9,995 Celestis will bury a one gram portion of your cremated remains on the moon.
Weekly landscaping charges not included.