Sunday, July 27, 2014

Kidz' Stuff Inc

When jp was a kid, before kids' stuff became a corporate brand, when we "as a society [could] stomach the splatter from an execution carried out by a firing squad" and didn't mind a cigarette dangling from the doctor's lips as he gave us health advice, one phrase typified summer holidays like no other : "Eat your ice cream before it melts!" Well, apparently you may now purchase ice cream which doesn't melt. That's progress for you.

Being a kid used to be so much easier, it seems.
Back in the day, we'd just eat the damn ice cream to see if it would make you fart ...