Naked Power : Man's Best Friend

"Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog," said naked guy.

"And what did Allah tell you about Tasers," asked the police officer.

Zap!

Repeat Performance

It's not funny, the police chief said. Yes it is, the Bandito said.

A Good, Sound Business Solution

Atlanta is installing five downtown "donation meters" ... to discourage pushy panhandlers. The effort will include stepped-up policing [to encourage pushy donors].

Supply And Demand

While it remains against the law to purchase sex in Sweden, selling sex is perfectly legal ... ?!

Back To The Future

Thanks to the folks at gawker for this glimpse of where we're heading. [And for this bit of trivia too. Hola!]

We Hardly Knew U, Emu

First children, pregnant women and pigs. Now Taser ends emu. After a two hour chase, the 4-foot bird was stunned with a Taser. It fell, and took its last breath. "I think it probably had a heart attack," said Sgt. Anthony DeLuca, [who also believes] "it might just have escaped from a truck that might have been hauling emus."