Thursday, December 24, 2009

Naughy ... Or Nice?

A Rockhampton dad is accused of forcing his son to have sex with a prostitute because he feared the 14-year-old was gay ... the father walked in and out of the room to check on his son and told him he wanted to see a used condom as proof that they'd had sex.

Ho Ho Hold the hos, hoser.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Copenhagen Coitus [Interruptus]

The city of Copenhagen wants to discourage delegates from buying sex, despite the fact that it is perfectly legal ... and victimless. Unlike some other popular hobbies we could name.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Sleigh Bells Jingling?

Mommy, why is Santa naked?

Because Timmy ...

a Texas homeowner adorned his front lawn with Michelangelo's David as a scantily clad Santa.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

le 6 décembre 1989

On December 6, 1989, Marc Lépine entered the École Polytechnique, in Montréal, Québec. He separated the men from the women and declaring his hatred for feminists, killed the following women :

Geneviève Bergeron, 21
Hélène Colgan, 23
Nathalie Croteau, 23
Barbara Daigneault, 22
Anne-Marie Edward, 21
Maud Haviernick, 29
Barbara Maria Klucznik, 31
Maryse Laganière, 25
Maryse Leclair, 23
Anne-Marie Lemay, 27
Sonia Pelletier, 23
Michèle Richard, 21
Annie St-Arneault, 23
Annie Turcotte, 21

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

War On Xmas

Campaigners in Austria claim Father Christmas should be ditched ...
Shopkeepers : What should we have instead of a Santa?
Christkind movement : Angels or shepherds. We prefer shepherds to angels.