Thursday, February 26, 2009

You Want A Drink With That?

Firefighters were called to a Kentucky Fried Chicken ... and found three employees disrobed outside of the building ... The workers became suspicious when the caller told them to urinate on each other.

Oh, that Krazy Freakin Colonel.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Don't Adjust Your Set ...

... our Charles Darwin 200th birthday celebrations will continue in a moment. But first a reality check from our sponsors, who really brought you evolution : St Augustine and Thomas Aquinas.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Jacques le Fataliste

PARIS Faced with a gruesome surge in suicides on the Paris train network, France's state rail company is launching a campaign to convince the desperate to choose another way to go.

As Honoré de Balzac once observed, there is something great and terrible about suicide. With "each incident causing massive disruption to up to 100,000 passengers" it's great for practical jokers, terrible for maintenance crews.

Saturday, February 07, 2009

Cleanup Time

A 70-year-old woman returned home, found someone had kicked open the door ... and evidence of sexual activity in the front room. Nothing was missing and damage to the door was estimated at $200, police said.

With South Carolina slipping in the piety polls let's hope the old lady didn't slip on the pecker tracks.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Praise The Lord

Little Rock - "Businesses, homes here in Arkansas are able to make the decision on whether they want to have people carrying guns on their premise, and we're just trying to give that right to churches as well."

Life would be a lot saner if people just read the product label :
God will provide. Except for shelter, security, food and money.