Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Smells Like ... Pee

"Do you want to drink pee?"

... the Water Bureau said about 7.8 million gallons of drinking water will be discarded because a 21-year-old man admitted urinating in a reservoir ...

Smells Like ... Shit

"The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away covered in feces," according to a Boulder Police news release.

Meanwhile, in unrelated news :

... soda fountain machines may be squirting out liquids contaminated with fecal bacteria ... self-serve or behind the counter, nearly half of all sodas dispensed from 30 machines had coliform bacteria ...

"We're basically bathed in feces as a society" said Philip Tierno, director of Clinical Microbiology and Immunology at New York University Langone Medical Center ...

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Smells Like ... Insanity

"I love that smell of the emissions!"

[Update, June 22]

Former half-term Gov. Sarah Palin has reportedly packed in her bus tour ... halfway through.