Saturday, March 06, 2010

Mile High Club

Man sues airline for not looking at his scrotum, reads the headline. It turns out flight attendants refused to inspect his bleeding man-sack before supplying him with sanitary towels. As a result, his dream trip with his wife turned into a nightmare.

Uh, buddy ... your wife?! Hell, if she's too stupid to find a bleeding scrotum try the bathroom mirror.