Tuesday, June 30, 2009

A Free Tip

A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.

It seems alcohol was involved. So never drink and clip, kids.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Boys Will Be Boys

Every once in a while Britain's genius comes shining through. The police investigating Members of Parliament who defrauded taxpayers took down a website because on it was a list of MPs who had repaid money including a Richard Packer – an MP who does not exist...

And every once in a short while the teenagers remind us the kingdom's likely plagued by more problematic genetic defects than pompous, self-righteous corruption, which is of course to be found everywhere.

The idea to drive the cars through the school came about as a joke but before we knew it we were at the front doors and it all just seemed to happen, said Oli Stavrakakis.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Persian Impassioned

(Photo : Olivier Laban-mattei/AFP/Getty Images)
Pakistan’s President Asif Ali Zardari said Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s reelection is indeed a testimony of the confidence of the people of Iran in his leadership qualities.
The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

McShit With Your Coffee, Ma'am?

A Regina woman claims she became violently ill last fall after drinking a cup of McDonald's coffee that she claims was contaminated by "human feces."

"McDonald's will vigorously defend its position in court," the company said Tuesday in a news release.

Friday, June 05, 2009

Bitchslapping Mama Gaia

"In 200,000 years on earth, humanity has upset the balance of the planet. Humanity has barely 10 years to reverse the trend."
The green-awareness movie "Home" is being released June 5, World Environment Day, in over 100 countries simultaneously.

Watch Gaia's last stand for free until June 14.