Thursday, May 20, 2010

Doggone Shitty Shakedown

Pam Robson "felt as if my integrity was being questioned" after she was fined for picking up the wrong dog shit.

A warden said it was the wrong mess and that he was going to issue me a fine for £50. I picked up the other mess too but he said I'd still be fined.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Bon Appetit

Shades of Love sells racy lingerie, high heel shoes, and adult toys to enhance a couple's sex life ... some of those items are edible so the San Antonio health department ruled the store needs a food permit.

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

The Divine Right Of Kings

Bumper Sticker : Men are idiots. I divorced their king!

Mr Pope : Your honour, my 13-year-old daughter should not see a "billboard" each day describing me as an idiot.

The Judge : Maybe, Sire ... But for all I know, the daughter might say that her parents are idiots. You owe the court $500.