Thursday, March 05, 2015

At Your Service, Sir

If modern industrial civilization is nothing else, it is the notion that convenience is essential to top-notch customer service. To wit, a Pennsylvania gun club recently installed a vending machine for ammo ... Sam Piccinini, Republican candidate for sheriff, installed it [and] also owns the small ammo company that operates the machine ... Bill Fortuna, President of the Beaver Valley Rifle & Pistol Club : "Legally there’s nothing anybody can do about it"

Now that is some world-class customer service. The only thing more convenient would be ... oh, i don't know ... hundreds of men sterilizing themselves at once [?!]