Saturday, September 26, 2009

Elephant In The Middle Of The Zoo

I don't believe that it's a place of religious worship, or a place of displaying religious icons. There's a place for that said Jim Blake, national chairman of Concerned Christians Canada.

... yeah. Like the Ministry of Science.

(Courtesy Lotus Sculpture)

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Was It Good For You?

Wichita police say two 44-year-olds climbed into a dumpster and were engaged in "an intimate moment" when they were robbed of their shoes, jewelry and the man's wallet.

As it turns out Trishy McTrasherson got off easy. She lives in a country where some states consider getting beaten up by your husband a "pre-existing condition."

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Ye Of Little Faith

The claim that there is a global warming crisis threatening to bring chaos and destruction upon the world is so feeble you were probably feeling skeptical anyway ...

Until evidence like this starts turning up. You fucking nimrods.

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Howdy Neighbour (The Sequel)

Howdy neighbour! Let me tell ya something : this place is far out. Dude, I found a McDonald's as soon as I got here. Bitchin! So I got some questions about, uh ... this is Canada, right? Ok. Here's my list ...

10. At what elevation do the deer turn to elk ... ?
11. How much does that mountain weigh ... ? ... ?!

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Horsing Around