Jesus The Retard Reamer

Apple continued its unbridled censorship of the iPhone app store by rejecting an application called Fun with Children that depicts Jesus raping retarded children with Hitler's penis.

I'm not sure what their problem is, fumed Happy Funsoft president Angel Goodman. An orphanage for the retarded was burnt to the ground in retaliation.

8 Year Itch

The judge did say that when the [8-year-old] reached puberty she could seek a divorce [from her 50-year-old husband].