Monkey Chug

A retired circus chimpanzee in Russia is impersonating Betty Ford. The beer and cigarettes were ruining him ... He would pester passers-by for booze. Higher primate indeed.

More Lovin, Less Grubbin

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement believes that phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth’s biosphere to return to good health. So skip Valentine's Day romancing with the spouse and concentrate on the mistress instead ...