Doggone Shitty Shakedown

Pam Robson "felt as if my integrity was being questioned" after she was fined for picking up the wrong dog shit.

A warden said it was the wrong mess and that he was going to issue me a fine for £50. I picked up the other mess too but he said I'd still be fined.

Bon Appetit

Shades of Love sells racy lingerie, high heel shoes, and adult toys to enhance a couple's sex life ... some of those items are edible so the San Antonio health department ruled the store needs a food permit.

The Divine Right Of Kings

Bumper Sticker : Men are idiots. I divorced their king!

Mr Pope : Your honour, my 13-year-old daughter should not see a "billboard" each day describing me as an idiot.

The Judge : Maybe, Sire ... But for all I know, the daughter might say that her parents are idiots. You owe the court $500.