Tourist Trap

Now that the G20 Summit has blown town, the government's plan to boost Canadian tourism can kick into high gear. Toronto, state your strengths :

... the tree of heaven lines downtown sidewalks, takes over parks, backyards and flowers mid-June to mid-July ... nicknames like sperm tree, semen tree, ghetto palm, stink tree and tree of hell (to name a few) are much more descriptive ... "smells like semen"

American Know How

Just in time for July Fourth, Glenn Beck University joined the American fraternity of higher learning ... uh ... that should read higher earning. And knowing the market in which it will be operating GBU should have no trouble recruiting students.