Smells Like ... Pee

"Do you want to drink pee?"

... the Water Bureau said about 7.8 million gallons of drinking water will be discarded because a 21-year-old man admitted urinating in a reservoir ...

Smells Like ... Shit

"The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away covered in feces," according to a Boulder Police news release.

Meanwhile, in unrelated news :

... soda fountain machines may be squirting out liquids contaminated with fecal bacteria ... self-serve or behind the counter, nearly half of all sodas dispensed from 30 machines had coliform bacteria ...

"We're basically bathed in feces as a society" said Philip Tierno, director of Clinical Microbiology and Immunology at New York University Langone Medical Center ...

Smells Like ... Insanity

"I love that smell of the emissions!"

[Update, June 22]

Former half-term Gov. Sarah Palin has reportedly packed in her bus tour ... halfway through.

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