DUMBASS Alert

When jp first heard the term "planking" it sounded like an idea with real potential. After all, smacking people at random with a plank of wood just might raise humanity's collective IQ a little ...

[Oops! My bad.]

Anyhow, it turns out that even consummate horn dog Hugh Hefner feels the need to dumbass it up from time to time, or else he's covering up for a crazy bender ... Either way, as somebody far wiser than myself said : there's a reason planker rhymes with wanker ...

And just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, it turns out Owling is the new Planking ...