A Dog's Life (Part XI)

Can you imagine being charged with knowingly having sexual contact with a dog? Welcome to Florida, where the sexsomnia defense will get you nowhere if you try arguing you unknowingly had sex with the dog.

Dogshit On The Floor? That's A Shootin'

... 76-year-old Michael Stephen Stolz shot the dog that defecated on the floor, then their other dog, then his 49-year-old wife, who was screaming because of the shootings of the dogs ... he also intended to kill himself but ran out of bullets after shooting his wife and dogs, police said ...

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Texas