Boys Will Be Boys

Every once in a while Britain's genius comes shining through. The police investigating Members of Parliament who defrauded taxpayers took down a website because on it was a list of MPs who had repaid money including a Richard Packer – an MP who does not exist...

And every once in a short while the teenagers remind us the kingdom's likely plagued by more problematic genetic defects than pompous, self-righteous corruption, which is of course to be found everywhere.

The idea to drive the cars through the school came about as a joke but before we knew it we were at the front doors and it all just seemed to happen, said Oli Stavrakakis.