It's Who You Know

It's a good thing the state of Wisconsin has a football team. Otherwise Sandy Sullivan, a Republican running for the secretary of state, would have had nothing with which to pad her credentials. According to BuzzFlash, the 65-year-old has "no political experience":

...her sole claim to fame rests on her 2004 memoir titled "Green Bay Love Stories and Other Affairs," in which she recalls an allegedly bountiful sexual history with members of the Packers football team during the '60s.

The folks at BuzzFlash are right: some stories just write themselves.