Tuesday, December 05, 2006

A Dog's Life (Part III)

TACOMA, Wash. — A Spanaway man believed to be the first person in the state charged under Washington's new bestiality law bailed out of the Pierce County Jail this morning.

Pierce County prosecutors say 26-year-old Michael Patrick McPhail was caught by his wife on Wednesday night having intercourse on the back porch with their four-year-old female pit bull terrier.

The wife took photos with a cell phone and called police.

I know, I know... you're thinking the McPhail family is having a shitty day when stuff like this hits the newspapers. But what about this family's shitty day?

The bestiality law took effect in June. It was prompted by an incident in Enumclaw where a man died after having sex with a horse.

Since the grammar is a little loose here, I'm totally going for the million dollar question : was he having sex with the horse, or was the horse having sex with him..?


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