"Sleep" Now Officially Confused With "Sex"

"The respondent had engaged in this behaviour – sleep sex – with four different women before the complainant ..." In the previous incidents the victims were all women with whom he was having a relationship and who raised no particular objection when he initiated sexual relations while asleep and without their consent.

Sexsomnia ... is an exotic form of parasomnia, or sleep disorder, and the 35-year-old landscaper had been so deep in sleep that he could not form the intention to commit a sexual assault when he was found on top of [sic] Toronto woman.

What next - sleep driving? Perhaps we should just do away with the notion of sleep altogether.