WTF[lorida]!?
Try to follow the logic at work here :
1. Florida is one of about 20 states with no specific law prohibiting people to have sex with animals
2. Man repeatedly performed sexual acts with two black-and-tan German shepherds
3. No arrest had been made by Wednesday evening but "an ongoing investigation" is under way
... so, although having sex with a dog is legal in Florida, living "in open adultery" is not ... so, if you have sex with more than one dog, isn't that adultery? Or at the very least bigamy? ... so, there's your investigation. Right? Well, what about charging buddy with sexual assault? Get serious would you! Everybody knows how tough it is convincing dogs to testify in court. Right? Wrong.
1. Florida is one of about 20 states with no specific law prohibiting people to have sex with animals
2. Man repeatedly performed sexual acts with two black-and-tan German shepherds
3. No arrest had been made by Wednesday evening but "an ongoing investigation" is under way
... so, although having sex with a dog is legal in Florida, living "in open adultery" is not ... so, if you have sex with more than one dog, isn't that adultery? Or at the very least bigamy? ... so, there's your investigation. Right? Well, what about charging buddy with sexual assault? Get serious would you! Everybody knows how tough it is convincing dogs to testify in court. Right? Wrong.
posted by jp at 19:02
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