Darwin's Progeny

This year's top three finishers in the Tourism Edition of the Darwin Awards are ...

Gold : "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

Silver : "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."

Bronze : "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It only took the Americans three hours to get home."

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