Sunday, October 21, 2012

19 Kids And Hauling

Although 19 Kids & Counting crazy lady Michelle Duggar claims "the idea of overpopulation is not accurate" that doesn't mean the rest of us can't enjoy the real world, complete with headlines such as Preschool teacher caught hauling 19 kids in minicar, gets a timeout

Melanie Minnie decided to haul her 31 wards to a mall in a Renault Clio ... children tumbling out like circus clowns, police find 3 in the front, 11 rear, and 6 in the hatch [unfortunately this equals 20, not 19 ... but hey! kids wander off during questioning all the time] ... had already taken another 12 to the preschool while leaving the last 19 on the restaurant playground [fact check please!] ... citation of $170, noting she couldn't be punished for the other trips since they weren't witnessed [no witness, no problem?! ... that must make for an extremely consistent murder rate]

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