Money To Burn? How 'Bout Witches?

Now I've seen everything. Never mind soy bean futures or junk bonds. If this doesn't turn a profit, nothing will. There's one (or one hundred? one thousand?) born every minute....

Then there's THIS World Cup story. "According to Iran’s top clerics, it is immoral for a woman to attend a football match because she would be looking at the bodies of male strangers.... Where are the economic sanctions and the Olympic boycotts on behalf of women? Why doesn’t FIFA take a stand against Iran’s treatment of female football fans? Why not simply say to Iran, 'play fair at home or you won’t play away'?"

Should be a fun couple of fortnights in Germany.