Out Of This World [Cup]

If 15 soccer players went missing during a World Cup tournament, you'd expect that to completely screw up the tournament or at the very least the teams involved. Well, for all you ghouls out there, here's the headline you've been waiting for :

15 Soccer Players Vanish During Homeless World Cup

In other news, there's now a "six-day street soccer tournament for teams of homeless people from around the world [and] players said participating in the tournament had boosted their self-confidence."