Saturday, September 01, 2007

You're Cut Off

Bangkok resident "Pornbun Sinthusin, 35 ... gave her 34-year-old husband Ploeng Plaekratoke ... several beers" when she "came home yesterday."

That was mighty dignified of her since, you know, she found him in bed with another woman. Unfortunately for Ploeng, he's a cheap drunk.

"We suspect she took both her weapon and her husband's penis because we cannot find the penis in their apartment. We even checked a toilet but she did not dump it there,'' Lt-Col Kornwat Hunpradit said.

Maybe it's just that the Bangkok police aren't dedicating enough resources to the search, because despite the fact that "a Thai woman is at large with her husband's penis," sometimes those needles do turn up in the haystack of life.


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