Hey Ladies: Check Your $tatu$

The Commission on the Status of Women is a functional commission of the United Nations Economic and Social Council (ECOSOC), dedicated exclusively to gender equality and advancement of women. The 52nd Session opened yesterday and runs until March 7. This year's theme is "financing for gender equality and empowerment of women." In other words, money.

But the way things are run around here, you may want to consider taking up a more lucrative career. Like international jewel thief.