Beauty Pageant Quiz

Was a respected Saudi cleric [who] recently issue a decree against them, saying that they encouraged pride ... referring to :

(a) sleeveless, low-cut dresses worn by Miss America contestants
(b) Miss World pageants in Islamic countries
(c) fake hips, lips, or tits
(d) none of the above ?

Since you can't resist (d) anyhow, you may as well know that the offending practice falls under the heading of "Camel beauty pageants."