Some Dead Coral With Your Sand, Sir?

What's the best response to the willful, near-total and continued destruction of our oceans? Why, build a hotel of course!

The Poseiden Undersea Resort hasn't quite opened as yet but soon you too will be able to look out your window and, through the murky waters, enjoy miles of barren, sandswept sea floors and schools of tranquil fish, floating past upside down as they gently ride the ocean currents. Book now, before the best rooms are gone. Or an oil-drilling platform falls into the main dining area.