Just Say No To Drugs

After being warned since infancy about the inherent dangers of drug use, do you :

a) take them anyways because 90% of parents say medication helps you deal more effectively with problems

b) down some 'shrooms and a couple beers before getting naked and kicking in your roommate's door to propose marriage, then running around outside screaming, finally being tasered and subdued under a pile of cops

c) join the army so you can get free Zoloft and clonazepam ... ?