Sant-a Clause Is Go-ing To Town
For all those people on your list who are impossible to shop for, here are some last-minute gift ideas worth considering.
Face Transplant
Does your your stock broker need some freshening up after a rough year? Then how about a new and improved face? It's the best cure for the common face plant, but is especially handy for that special someone on your Christmas hit list.
A lunar burial : the gift of eternal bliss. And helping to foil all those pesky maggots and real estate developers offers a bonus to the giver : you won't hear any more complaints about peed-on headstones, rampant weeds or infrequent visits. Blow that special someone sky high.
Suntan Lotion
You may want to leave a tube of this perennial stocking-stuffer out with the milk and cookies this year. With solar winds pouring in at 1 million mph through a 4,000-mile tear in Earth's protective magnetosphere, he'll need it. As will all the face plants in your new Blackberry.
Face Transplant
Does your your stock broker need some freshening up after a rough year? Then how about a new and improved face? It's the best cure for the common face plant, but is especially handy for that special someone on your Christmas hit list.A lunar burial : the gift of eternal bliss. And helping to foil all those pesky maggots and real estate developers offers a bonus to the giver : you won't hear any more complaints about peed-on headstones, rampant weeds or infrequent visits. Blow that special someone sky high.Suntan Lotion
You may want to leave a tube of this perennial stocking-stuffer out with the milk and cookies this year. With solar winds pouring in at 1 million mph through a 4,000-mile tear in Earth's protective magnetosphere, he'll need it. As will all the face plants in your new Blackberry.
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