Math : Now With Extra DUH

... a mathematical exercise in Canada has a serious side ... researchers from the University of Ottawa and Carleton University posed a question: If there was to be a battle between zombies and the living, who would win?

Wow.
This has got to be one of the most idiotic news items ever.

... they say the exercise could help scientists model the spread of unfamiliar diseases through human populations.

Fuckin' wow.