Buttcheek Banditos

Stories like this one are what keep me blogging. Really.

... in Valentine, Nebraska someone slathered his bare backside — and front side — with Vaseline, then left prints on windows of businesses, schools and churches ... the pants-dropping perpetrator's spree began in May ... a local radio station dubbed them "the buttcheek bandits."

"It's just weird enough to cause a little bit of concern," said Valentine Police Chief Ben McBride. "Who in their right mind would do something like that?"