The Iceman Dresseth [Accordingly]

Dress accordingly? According to what? If someone lacks the sense to put on warm clothes when heading out in the cold, how exactly is telling them to "dress accordingly" going to help? ... former Gov. Sarah Palin would explain that it's just "common sense." The problem is that sense isn't common.

Wow. When you're being lectured to by a state where it's been legal to smoke pot since the 1970s, has just spent $400,000 to determine if it should fund pregnancy tests in bathroom bars, and once elected Palin as its half-term governor, common sense tells you your situation is dire indeed.