Swing And A Miss

Although striking out can be emotionally devastating, dousing a woman’s teddy bear in lighter fluid, setting it on fire and threatening to do likewise to her home because she broke up with you, well that is a real dick move. And, unfortunately, as everybody knows, it can always get somehow worse.

Fortunately, the fake dicks have also stepped up to the plate this month, and boy have they delivered in the clutch - whether it’s regulating a Florida domestic dispute, creating some [much-needed] gratuitous chaos on a British motorway, settling a turf war in Portland. It looks like the girls of summer just might be catching up after all ...