A Dog's Life (Part II)
Well, maybe not a life...
[There's no mention of intoxication in this story!!]
A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.
Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.
Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Ronald Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.
State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house [which they] determined belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.
The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.
District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of a $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.
You know what's really funny about this story? If Kuch had been a repeat rapist the "minimum mandatory sentence is 5 years." If he had been a "sexually delinquent person," at the time of his puppy-love incident, he might have been punished "by imprisonment in the state prison for an indeterminate term, the minimum of which shall be 1 day and the maximum of which shall be life."
Youth is wasted on the young.
[There's no mention of intoxication in this story!!]
A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.
Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.
Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Ronald Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.
State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house [which they] determined belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.
The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.
District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of a $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.
You know what's really funny about this story? If Kuch had been a repeat rapist the "minimum mandatory sentence is 5 years." If he had been a "sexually delinquent person," at the time of his puppy-love incident, he might have been punished "by imprisonment in the state prison for an indeterminate term, the minimum of which shall be 1 day and the maximum of which shall be life."
Youth is wasted on the young.
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