The Drunk Skunk Hump

A Winnipeg man turned an East Kildonan garage into an impromptu passion pit [and] paid a stiff price yesterday for his heavy petting session with a stuffed toy dog.

"He was lying there with his genitalia exposed next to the stuffed dog," said Crown attorney John Peden. " ... the dog might be appropriately characterized as now being anatomically correct, as opposed to its condition before he removed it."

Defence lawyer Chris McCoy said his client, who has a history of domestic violence offences and court breaches, gets himself into trouble when he has been drinking.

"All (his offences) involve being drunk, usually drunk as a skunk," he said.

Ah, those crazy Canucks.